The Horrors of Peace.
"Wanted.—Boy for Butchering, about 15 years old."—Local Paper.
Extract from a solicitor's letter:—
"The sale of the above premises is now nearing completion and we expect to have the conveyance ready for execution in the course of a short period the length of which depends to some extent upon how soon we can obtain the execution of the Bishop."
NEO-TOPICS.
There was a young neo-Delane
Whose writing was frequently sane;
But the name of Lloyd George
So uplifted his gorge