"—— Htl.—S. asp. Magnificently equipped."
—Daily Paper.
Patronized by the late Queen Cleopatra.
"To Let, Furnished Bedroom, beard optional, terms moderate."
—Local Paper.
Would suit almost any young shaver.
"A telephone call office has been opened at Mumps Post Office."
—Official notice.
Subscriber.—Can you give me Mumps?
Operator.—No, but I have got a bad cold if that is any use to you.