Next year is Census year, and people are kindly requested to be born early in order to avoid the rush at the last moment.
A new bathing-suit invented by an official of the Royal Army Clothing Department is claimed to make drowning impossible. It is said to fill a long-felt want among young kittens.
Should this bathing-suit fail to save any person from drowning he can call at the office and have his money back.
We are asked to deny the rumour said to be current in Manchester to the effect that the Prime Minister was contemplating publishing a Northern edition of his New World.
"To be happy, marry a brown-eyed girl," says The Daily Graphic. A correspondent writes to say that he invariably does.