ANOTHER CHILD ACTRESS.
Mrs. Bluff (a popular pauper). "Now, Fanny, what'll yer say when I takes yer into the kind lady's drorin'-room?"
Fanny (thoroughly proficient). "Oh, that's an easy one. I'll put on a bewtiful lorst look an' say, 'Muvver, this is 'eaven!'"
Mr. Punch's Misquotations.
Of a prima donna who sang in a private drawing-room: "At a party she gave what was meant for mankind."
(Goldsmith).
"Far-Fetched Herring.
"The steam drifter Bruces landed at Buckie to-day the furthest-fetched catch of herrings on record. The herrings were caught on the Yarmouth grounds, over 4000 miles distant."
Scotch Paper.