"Radical joins Conservative

In a concord wholly hearty,

Wanting to know if the State will give

An adequate wage upon which to live,

And so does the National Party.

"And the boots of the Labour Members creak

And a terrible ghastly pallor is

On the Wee Free face as it tries to speak;

But ah! what a change to each sunken cheek

If you put a bit more on our salaries!