Son (thoughtfully). "H'm, thet's funny; 'e won't let me learn ter swim."
"Madame ——, Dressmaker, Milliner, and Ladies' making paths, tree lifting; planting; would suit nursery."—Provincial Paper.
But would she do plain sowing?
THE STANDARD GOLF-BALL
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I do not want a standard ball,
So many to the pound;