"So long, old chap! I'm off to Charing Cross."

"Hospital, I presume."

Commercial Modesty.

"This system develops such valuable qualities as:—

—Forgetfulness—Timidity
—Mind Wandering—Weakness of Will
—Brain Fag—Lack of System
—Indecision—Lack of Initiative
—Dullness—Indefiniteness
—Shyness—Mental Flurry."

Advt. in Sunday Paper.

"It is announced that, starting with next week, 'Ways and means' and 'Common Sense' will be amalgamated."

Evening Paper.