Candid Friend. "No, it certainly isn't. But who told you?"
Our Well-Informed Press.
"At Kensington Palace the ground frost registered 9 deg. Fahr., which represents 23 degrees below zero."
—Evening Paper.
"Wells Hits Back at Churchill."
—Sunday Paper.
Not the Bombardier, as you might think, but Bert Wells.
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