How to deal with Windbags.

"The address was punctured throughout with cheers."

West Indian Paper.


"There would be a grand dinner and music, and splendidly-dressed ladies to look at, and things to eat that strangely twisted the girls' paws when they tried to tell about them,"

Weekly Paper.

Mem.—Never try to talk the deaf-and-dumb language after dinner.


Profiteer (to his wife). "Pretty mixed lot at this hotel. 'Ere come some more o' them pre-war blighters."