General Townshend says that with seventy thousand men he could have conquered half Asia. But then he might have lost Mr. Horatio Bottomley.
What we want now is something to make the world safe for those who made the world safe for democracy.
There is now on the market a new patent contrivance which gives warning when the contents of an oven are on the point of burning. We have secured a sample, but unfortunately our cook still relies on her sense of smell.
"Leather is now much cheaper," we read. Yet we have noticed no drop in the price of restaurant steak.
On January 1st the Ministry of Munitions will enter upon its second year of winding up.