LABOR OMNIA VINCIT.

"TURN HIM TO ANY CAUSE OF POLICY, THE GORDIAN KNOT OF IT HE WILL UNLOOSE, FAMILIAR AS HIS GARTER."

Henry V., I. i. 46.]

The Girl. "I don't think your friend can be much class."

The Boy. "Why? What's the matter with him?"

The Girl "Well, when I introduced him to my friend, she, of course, said, 'Pleased to meet you,' and he said, 'Granted.'">[

UNAUTHENTIC IMPRESSIONS.