[A writer in The Athenæum, discussing modern songs, observes that in the happy days of the eighteenth century "even the vulgar could not achieve vulgarity; to-day vulgarity is in the air, and only the strongest and most fastidious escape its taint." The accompanying lines are submitted as a modest protest against this sadly undemocratic and obscurantist doctrine.]

In days of old, when writers bold

Betrayed the least disparity

Between their genius and an age

When frankness was a rarity,

An odious word was often heard

From critics void of charity,

Simplicity or clarity,

Or vision or hilarity,

Who used to slate or deprecate