The virtues of vulgarity.
An Object Lesson.
"Nothing is so suggestive of a faulty education than a lack of grammar."
—Fiji Paper.
"The Vicar was born in Ireland, and lived there many years, and the problems of the Irish are no difficulty to him."
New Zealand Paper.
That's the man we want over here.
PRISCILLA PLAYS FAIRIES.
Unrehearsed dramatic dialogue comes quite easily to some people, and so does a knowledge of the ways of the fairy world, but I am not one of those people. Also I was supposed to have a headache that afternoon and to be recovering from a severe cold. Also I was reading a very exciting book. I cannot help thinking therefore that the fairy Bluebell was taking a mean advantage of my numerous disabilities in appearing at all. She rattled the handle of the door a long time, and when I had opened it came in by a series of little skips on her toes, accompanied by wagglings of the arms rather in the fashion of a penguin. Every now and then she gave a slightly higher jump and descended flatly and rather noisily on her feet. She wore a new frock, with frills.