And that essential grasp of things
Which training at a business college
(If diligently followed) brings,
We should have had, no doubt,
A Hamlet with the "moody" Dane left out.
He'd not have stalked in gloomy fashion
Nor wanted to soliloquise,
But rather, undisturbed by passion,
He would have sat Napoleon-wise,
Chewing an unlit weed