The new houses when ready, says a North of England Town Clerk, will only be let to those people who are married. We have felt all along that there was some catch about Dr. Addison's housing scheme.
To a discreditable alien source has been traced the scandalous rumour that the disappearance of the summit of Mont Blanc is due to certain admirers of Mr. Lloyd George, who wished to present their hero with something in the nature of a permanent peroration.
As a partial remedy for the overcrowding at Oxford, it is suggested that the University should come into line with Battersea by making a rule that lost causes will not be kept longer than three days before being destroyed.
"I was the anonymous person who walked down Harley Street and counted the number of open windows," confesses Sir St. Clair Thomson, M.D. So now we can concentrate on Junius and the Man in the Iron Mask.
Motorists are becoming much more polite, we read. They now catch pedestrians sideways, instead of full on.