Golfer. "Have you ever seen a worse player?" [No answer.] "I said, 'Have you ever seen a worse player?'"
Aged Caddie. "I heerd ye verra weel the furrst time. I was jest thenkin' aboot it."
Margaret (not satisfied with the parental explanation of the recent disappearance of a pet rabbit). "Mummy, is—is this Gladys?"