"The Chancellor of the Exchequer, with that absence of commercial training which is essential to one occupying such a position..."
Another Sex-Problem.
"Wanted.—Six White Leghorn Cockerels; 6 Black Minorca Cockerels. Must lay eggs."
—Times of Ceylon.
"A dreamy professor in a dim romantic laboratory may light upon a placid formula and, like Aladdin, roll back the portals of the enchanted fastness with a tranquil open sesame."
—Magazine.
But why should his laboratory be dim when he has Ali Baba's wonderful lamp to light it?