"—— UNITED FREE CHURCH.
Evening—Monthly Sermon for Young Men and Women.
'Love, Courtship, and Marriage.'
Anthem—'And it shall come to pass.'"
Scotch Paper.
The organist seems to be a sympathetic soul.
"The fees for Burial will in the future be doubled, in order to meet the increased cost of present-day living."—Parish Magazine.
At this rate we shall soon be unable to afford either to live or to die, and must try a state of suspended animation.
"As Lady—— was stepping aboard she dropped a waterproof satchel containing a pair of the Queen's shoes, and Their Majesties laughed heartily at her Ladyship's discomfiture. One of the sailors adroitly recovered the satchel with the aid of a boot-hook." Scotch Paper.
The handy-man! Prepared for all eventualities.