"Mr.—— thought that the whole Committee would wish to associate themselves with the Cemeteries Sub-Committee in their congratulations to Alderman—— upon his marriage."—Local Paper.
We do not quite see why this particular sub-committee should have taken the initiative.
EVIL COMMUNICATIONS
The Telephone. "I'M GOING TO COST YOU MORE."
Householder. "WHY?"
The Telephone. "OH, THE USUAL REASON—INCREASING INEFFICIENCY."