"For Sceptic Throats use Iodized Throat Tablets."—Local Paper.
This distressing complaint is the very reverse of "clergyman's sore throat."
"Lady wishes to Exchange, from 15th July to 15th September, Young Englishman for Young Frenchman."—Daily Paper.
We fear she is a flirt.
THE KING'S MESSENGER.
In Paris Geraldine's mother suggested that, as I was paying a visit to London, I could bring Geraldine out with me on the return journey. She also suggested that I might bring out a new hat for her (Geraldine's mother) at the same time. Though being in love neither with Geraldine's mother nor with Geraldine's mother's hat I had to take kindly to both, to further my dark designs with regard to Geraldine.