Two scientific doctors declared he was insane,

But likely under treatment his reason to regain;

So he's now in an asylum, where he listens at his meals

To a gramophone recital of the choicest bits from Wheels.


The Return to Woad.

"The bride's mother was handsomely attired in heliotrope stain."—Canadian Paper.


OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks.)