Two scientific doctors declared he was insane,
But likely under treatment his reason to regain;
So he's now in an asylum, where he listens at his meals
To a gramophone recital of the choicest bits from Wheels.
The Return to Woad.
"The bride's mother was handsomely attired in heliotrope stain."—Canadian Paper.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
(By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks.)