According to an evening paper hawthorn buds have been plucked at Hornsey. We don't care.
A Liberal Independent writes to ask if the Mr. Lloyd George, who has been elected Lord Rector of Edinburgh University, is the well-known Prime Minister of that name.
A firm of music publishers have produced what they describe as a three-quarter one-step. It will soon be impossible to go to a dance without being accompanied by a professional arithmetician.
It seems that high prices have even put an end to the chicken that used to cross the road.
"Only through poverty," says Mr. Maurice Hewlett, "will England thrive." As a result of this statement we understand that several profiteers have decided to get down to it once again.