It is confidently expected that, if the protests against a certain cinema plot can be sustained for a few days longer, as many people will go to see the show in the first week as there are feet in the film—without counting those who will sneak round for a free view of "The Stage Door of the Diadem Theatre." It is good business.
"An ex-Army officer was charged with stealing cooks valued at 51/- from Messrs. ——'s."
—Sunday Paper.
At that price they must have been very plain cooks.
THE SHRINE OF HONOUR.
"WHO GOES THERE?"
"I HAVE NO NAME. I DIED FOR MY COUNTRY."