I was right. In the foremost carriage I found him. I tried to persuade him to come out, but he clung to the rack. So I left him. I have not seen him since.

I hope he feels safe in the Isle of Wight.


"You can burn your slack cook in oven in our —— Grate."

Advt. in Daily Paper.

But now that the coal strike is over we shall try to put up with our cook a little longer.


Our Reverend Spoonerist (calling at the Deanery). "Is the Bean dizzy?"


"WALLASEY'S LOW FIGURE.

Population Jump—From 21,192 to 99,493 in 28 Days."

Liverpool Paper.