An American inventor has devised a scheme for lassoing enemy submarines. This is a decided improvement on the method of just sticking a pin into them as they whizz by.
Since the talk of Prohibition in Scotland, we are informed that one concert singer began the chorus of the famous Scottish ballad by singing "O ye'll tak the dry road."
Mrs. Jones. "You'd see in the papers, John, about the agitation in favour of the wife governing the home."
Mr. Jones. "Well, carry on, dear."
From an article on "Bullies at the Bar":—