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"Mr. P. G. H. Fender, the Surrey cricket captain who has gone out with the M.C.C. team to Australia, is preparing a book on the tour, for which he has chosen the title of 'Defending the Ashes.'"—Weekly Paper.
Quite the proper function for a Fender.
Tailor (to yokel who has brought suit back). "What's wrong? Don't they fit?"
Yokel. "Oh, ay, they fit all right, but (pointing to fashion-plates) wot's use o' they pictures if you bain't goin' to bide by un."