Consolidating our position in the sun

(Sweet Alexandrine!), breakfast, bath and post,

A raid or two on the Dalmatian coast,

Speeches, parades and promulgating laws

Which, being published to my followers, cause

Loud cries of "Author!" and sustained applause;

Such is the round of toil that leaves not limp

Fiume's favoured Pontifex et Imp.—

I thought I'd ring you up. Well, well, what is it?

King Con.