With his knowledge of spells John Wellington Wells—
Magical Wellington Koo.
"Morality, heavenly link,"
I'm sure you will never taboo,
Though to it I don't think you'll "eternally drink"—
Temperate Wellington Koo.
It is rather malicious, I own,
To play with a name that is true,
But I hope you'll condone my irreverent tone—
Generous Wellington Koo.