High Life Below Stairs.
"Head Laundress wanted, titled lady."
Irish Paper.
This is what results from washing dirty linen in public.
"L'AMITIÉ FRANCO-ANGLAISE
Un Télégramme du roi George Ier À M. Millerand."
Le Figaro.
The attention of the Postmaster-General should be drawn to the unusually long delay in delivery.
"The Rat Catcher then said 'Look behind.' I looked behind, and there on the seat was strapped a larger cake. This contained 145 live rodents."—Local Paper.
And now the pie with the four-and-twenty blackbirds must also take a back seat.