Is a joy to friend and foeman.

When Balfour goes to the Lords,

To strengthen that gilded muster,

'Twill be sad and strange if he has to change

The name he has crowned with lustre;

For already there's "B. of B.,"

A baron of old creation;

And Whittingehame is an uncouth name

For daily pronunciation.

If Balfour goes to the Lords,