A legitimate claim to sartorial fame
Can be made by the locals at Leek,
Whose apparel is apt to be ruthlessly scrapped
After having been worn for a week;
Trousers bag at the knees in no town on the Tees,
And the Londoner has to admit
That he cannot compete against Bootle's élite,
And that Percy of Pudsey is it.
Wigan's well in the van, for her sons to a man
Are the ultimate word in cravats