Our Ruthless Motorists.

"Triumph 1920 4 h.p. Model H, also Baby, both brand new; sacrifice, £5 off each."

Motor Journal.


"It was intended to hold mock trials in order to familiarise women with court procedure and ’legal shibboleths.’

When I saw her to-day, Miss —— said that ’techniaclities’ would have been a better word."—Evening Paper.

We hate to contradict a lady, but we cannot agree.


Aggrieved Profiteeress (studying photographs of the Peerage). "Well, I don’t see as they’ve any call to look that ’aughty. Like as not me an’ you’d be wearin’ coronets this minute if all our ancestors ’adn’t a-been cut off in the Wars of the Roses, or somethink."