When I perceived my act of folly.

They'll think the Naval Lord has larked!

Hang it! I'll say good-bye to Solly.

Such games aboard the Royal Yacht!—

Although I am a chartered rattle,

The Big-wigs won't stand this. 'Tis rot,

But with red-tape who, who can battle?

A private message to my wife

By public signal! Oh, what folly!

It is a lark, upon my life!