(To All whom it may concern.)
Hasty assumption, by spite inspired,
Spouting in public before you've inquired
Basis of fact or authority's worth;
Wriggles, provoking much cynical mirth,
Roundaboutation, sophistical fudge;
Then retractation, but done with a grudge!—
Gentlemen, gentlemen, is this good form?
Would you political citadels storm
Like Heathen Chinees with (word) "stinkpots"? For shame!