As my poor mother taught to me."
And Mr. P. asked the Upper House to pause before adding another burden to the sorely tried child on a hot Sunday. Also the learned Doctor of Divinity wished to ask why, when amending, is it considered necessary to preserve the prim archaic style of English, which is nowadays only associated with the strictest Quaker, and which is so suggestive of formality and unreality? Why say "What meanest thou," and so forth? It was Puritanical; now it is pedantic. The Bishops agreed with Mr. Punch, but the Thermometer being 120°, they adjourned to the "Wholly Shade," adjoining the lawn-tennis ground.
It is pleasant to record how something was done in the House of Laymen. Lord Nelson said he had received a blow on the head,—from a draught. The President wanted to know if it was a draught of a resolution? Lord Nelson explained that it wasn't. He had alluded to an air-draught. He wished to propound the old theological question, "Cur induit albam Millerus tegulam?" with its answer, "Ut caput servat calidum." ("Hear, hear!") He wished to know whether, for the reason above mentioned, he might wear his hat. The President remarked that he thought it would be out of order if he did. Earl Nelson observed that he would soon be out of order if he didn't, as he should have a severe cold. Mr. Hubbard, M.P., who is to be made a Peer, with the title of Earl-y-Churchouse, was understood to say that if he wasn't allowed to wear his hat, he knew he should have a gravamen to-morrow. The President then gave the required permission. Hats are now worn in the House of Laymen.
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