A DAY IN THE COUNTRY.
Little Tommy (who has never been out of Whitechapel before). "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
Kind Lady. "What's the Matter, Tommy?"
Little Tommy. "Why, what a big Sky they've got 'ere, Miss!"
AT THE NAVAL REVIEW.
Neptune (to Vulcan). Hillo, Mate, you here?
Vulcan. Yes, my hearty; why not?