MODERN CRAZES.
(The Last Thing in Musical Prodigies.)
"THE BABY BOTTESINI."
DESPATCH WITH ECONOMY.
(Minutes relative to a Misdirected Telegram, found not a hundred miles from the G.P.O.)
Original Telegram:—
From Lucy to Flutterby, Peacock's Priory, Battersea.
"Ask Jack to dine with us at eight."
First Minute. This Telegram was sent to Peacock's Rest, but there refused as Mr. Flutterby was not there. It was re-directed to what was supposed to be his address, "Morton's Repository, Whitechapel." It was again refused. We cannot recover the sixpence. (Official Initials.)