MAKING IT EASY;
OR, THE SHOEMAKER AND THE CONSIDERATE CUSTOMER.
MAKING IT EASY.
Shoemaker (most accommodating). "THE OTHER FITS ALL RIGHT, M'LORD—THIS ONE WAS A BIT TIGHT,—BUT NOW I'VE EASED IT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WEAR IT WITH PERFECT COMFORT. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE YOUR CUSTOM, M'LORD!"
Shoemaker.. Lord S-l-sb-ry. Customer.. Lord H-rt-ngt-n.
Customer. H-o-w-o-u-g-h!!!
Shoemaker (solicitously). Beg pardon, m'Lord! Hurt you, m'Lord?
Customer. Hurt? I should think it did, indeed.