The Closuring Commoner, our Mr. Smith.
'Twas Jubilee Weather! the Course was well kept!
Oh, champagne! and Oh, headache! I sighed—and then slept.
I awoke, to find all my companions gone,
And I, like the Rose, was left blooming alone.
So I plunged in the freshening stream—down, down, down
I dived, and I dived, then I came up—to town.
A Case against the Police.—This was Miss Case, who being arrested by a Constable, was Miss-taken for somebody else. Gallant Josephus Chamberlanius of the Orchid Squad has come to the rescue, and the "Matthews-at-Home" Secretary granted an inquiry. Before this paragraph appears, the Public may be in possession of the truth. Justice must be done, or the young woman may become Case-hardened. But whatever the result may be, the Magistrate should study and get by heart, Newton's Principia.