But then they haven't got a Shaw, Sir, surely?

C. B. No; but, by Jingo! they have more—a Morley!

Straight on the middle stump. And then old Glad

Breaks awful, right and left, and shoots like mad.

I say they ought to be disqualified

For unfair bowling.

L. B. Humph! that game's been tried;

But Umpire doesn't always seem to see it.

C. B. Ah! Umpires are such funkers.