NAUGHTICAL?
Yachting Friend (playfully). "Have you any experience of Squalls, Brown?"
Brown. "Squalls!" (Seriously.) "My dear Sir, I've brought up Ten in Family!"
FOR AN IRISH TRIP.
(Some Preparatory Memoranda.)
1. To get up the early Celtic history, and establish my undoubted right to call myself an Irishman, by tracing my pedigree directly back to Fergus the First.
2. Lend colourable certainty to this by hiring a low-comedy Donnybrook Fair suit from Nathan's, and wearing it on all public occasions.