SONG FOR MR. STANSFELD, M.P.
(Adapted from Mr. J. L. Toole's "Speaker's Eye.") Refrain.
In Eyer-land I used to try,
But I never could catch a P'leeceman's eye.
I never could catch—— [Whistles.
Chorus of Members, led by the Speaker.
He never could catch——
Mr. Stansfeld and Chorus ensemble.
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Copies should be on sale in the House, with an illustration by Mr. Frank Lockwood, Q.C., M.P.
Forthcoming Book, a "Standard" Work (in the Press), New Edition of Allsopp's Fables. N.B.—This volume will contain two extra Fables, illustrating the proverb of "Allsopps to Cerberus," and "There's many a slip between the mug and the Hind-lip." Many novel pints will be introduced.
"Festina Lente."—Get through Lent festively.