From an Indignant Correspondent.—"Sir,—I sent you a joke three months ago, which you have not used. Since then I have made arrangements for the joke to appear elsewhere." [What a chance we have lost!—Ed.]
INFELICITOUS QUERIES.
He. "By the bye, talking of old times, do you remember that occasion when I made such an awful Ass of myself?"
She. "Which?"
"THE BIG GUN!"
Grand Old Gunner loquitur:—