Although with programmes, authorised and unauthorised,

Most carefully they had loaded she.

There was greedy Joe and glosing Jimmy,

And the third was named Grand Old Billee;

And they were reduced to the piteous prospect

Of grubbing on one split (Party) pea.

Says greedy Joe to glosing Jimmy,

"For captaincy I am hungaree."

To greedy Joe says glosing Jimmy,

"Then you and I must get rid of he."