Although with programmes, authorised and unauthorised,
Most carefully they had loaded she.
There was greedy Joe and glosing Jimmy,
And the third was named Grand Old Billee;
And they were reduced to the piteous prospect
Of grubbing on one split (Party) pea.
Says greedy Joe to glosing Jimmy,
"For captaincy I am hungaree."
To greedy Joe says glosing Jimmy,
"Then you and I must get rid of he."