Bowler. Oh, well, you know, fast bowling, with a break,

Not every wicket-keeper's game to take.

You are not quite a SHERWIN or a WOOD,

Or even a McGREGOR. You're no good

At bowling that has real "devil" in it.

Wicket-keeper. The—dickens I am not! Just wait a minute!

I have stood up to GRANDOLPH at his wildest.

You know his pitch and pace; not quite the mildest,

Scarce equal, certainly, to "demon" DIZZY,

But when he's on the spot he keeps one busy.