"PLEASE, SIR, IT'S NOT YET SEWN."

"SOWN, SIR! IT OUGHT TO HAVE COME UP!"


MINE AND THINE.

[In a recent case, a promoter of Gold Mining Companies was asked if any of his Companies had ever paid a penny of dividend. His answer was, "You cannot know much about gold mines to ask such a question." He admitted, however, that he himself had made some £50 000 out of them. "This," he said, "is not profit; it is the realisation of property.">[

Take a patch of land in Africa and multiply by ten,

Then extract a ton of metal from an ounce or two of sand;

Write a roseate prospectus with a magnifying pen,

Making deserts flow with honey in a rich and smiling land.

Take some crumbs of truth, and spread them with a covering of bosh,