Melting in his own heat. Py gar, he look it.

Ze Teuton yonder find zat he vas teaseable

Out of ze "tip," ze big pour-boire. He got him,

He go, he grin! Sall I not take ze hint too?

I get him too—I go. But I no let him

Drive me away, as he did SERPA PINTO.

Gr-r-r-r! Gr-r-r-r! I see zat he no like ze grinding.

Soo mooch ze bettare! He sall give mooch money;

Ze pour-boire, someveres, he sall soon be finding,

If I keep on. Zeese Eenglish are so funny.