Then this mocking bird beguiling my tried temper into smiling

By the lank lopsided languor of the countenance it wore.

"Though you look storm-tost, unshaven, you," I said, "have found a haven,

Daw as roupy as a raven! Was it you yapped at my door?

Tell me your confounded name, O bird in beak so like BALFOUR!"

Quoth the bird, "Obstructive Bore!"

Much I wondered this ungainly fowl to hear speak up so plainly,

Though his answer little meaning, little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no sober human being

Ever yet was blessed by seeing bird above his study door—