A QUESTION OF TASTE.
Mr. Punch. Well, Madam, what can I do for you?
Female (of Uncertain Age, gushingly). A very great favour, my dear Sir; it is a matter of sanitation.
Mr. P. (coldly). I am at your service, Madam, but I would remind you that I have no time to listen to frivolous complaints.
Fem. I would ask you—do you think that a building open to the public should be crowded with double as many persons as it can conveniently hold?
Mr. P. Depends upon circumstances, Madam. It might possibly be excusable in a Church, assuming that the means of egress were sufficient. Of what building do you wish to complain?
Fem. Of the Old Bailey—you know, the Central Criminal Court.
Mr. P. Have you to object to the accommodation afforded you in the Dock?
Fem. I was not in the Dock!