Mr. P. "YES, AND UNCOMMONLY BAD BUSINESS, TOO, FOR THEM. COULDN'T THE LARGE FIRMS TAKE A TRIFLE LESS PROFIT, AND PUT A LITTLE PLEASURE INTO THE BUSINESS OF THESE POOR STARVING WORKERS?"

["Business!" cries the Sweater, when remonstrated with for paying the poor Match-box makers twopence-farthing or twopence-half-penny a gross, whilst his own profits reach 22-1/2 to 25 per cent.—Daily News.]

Punch to the Sweating Shylock.

Eh? "Business is business"? Sheer cant, Sir! Pure gammon?

Of all the inhuman, sham Maxims of Mammon,

This one is the worst,

For under its cover lurks cruelty callous,

With murderous meanness that merits the gallows,

And avarice accurst.

Oh, well, I'm aware, Sir, how ruthless rapacity